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Dying Demotivational Poster


TAGS: velociraptors wtf bananas studying
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

mariand - November 20, 2011, 12:52 pm
LOL... I have one with an velociraptor, but I didn't posted yet... I'll give a try anyway


TAGS: pzy chance lottery tickets dying
Rating: 4.86/5

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Preacher Man - September 15, 2011, 1:05 am
(looks at Powerball ticket by the keyboard) You're a lot of fun to have around, Charlie Brown.
mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:48 am
I guess it'5 true

DIE - Prepare to do it

TAGS: princess bride die dying prepare
Rating: 2.86/5

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Cubbybear - February 4, 2009, 6:33 pm
Oh well...he tried...good effort

STUDYING - A guided path through the depths of human knowledge From which you can only emerge stupider

TAGS: demotivation studying
Rating: 4.57/5

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MercAlert - April 7, 2012, 1:52 am
Poker Face's brother?
GaryO - April 6, 2012, 10:10 pm
Just something short for fivebutjam, or a really cool freestyle mantra….no derogatory slant intended. Guess I should google my homemade nics first
Hawamleh - April 6, 2012, 10:01 pm
Isn't beej a p***site.. or is that beeg...
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:43 pm
When I first started learning, there was nothing I didn't know. I'm now coming to the end of my thirteenth year and I know next to nothing. I dread to think what the final 8 years hold...
GaryO - April 6, 2012, 9:36 pm
Nice one beej. Quite fitting for a brainiac. 5 bootys jammin’

CIGARETTES - For the suicidal procrastinator.



TAGS: illusionist everyday pretending inside dying
Rating: 4.48/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks, much appreciated, but yes, so the differences even themselves out I say
Rick69 - April 13, 2012, 5:32 pm
Cheers except for one thing... Yours is far better in most ways... That really is a good one... Only I beat you by 2 months... =D
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 4:26 pm
Nice one, reminds me of my one #152314 just shorter and more compact
maoworks2 - January 31, 2012, 8:15 am
Hit's Home, Very True 5L Your On A Roll Keep Up The Good Work.
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:30 pm
Everyone is human... sad. But it's also human to cry.

SELF HARMING - You Never Did It Right

100 YEARS FROM NOW - Future generations will be studying the history of TV and say WTF?

TAGS: factsoflife tv history future studying
Rating: 3.5/5

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MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 3:52 am
Thanks cynic. Wow what a long way we've come from really sappy sitcoms to really sappy reality shows. Thank you Snookie!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:04 am
Good one, MissPris5. Listening to some of the things my folks say make me wonder the same. Especially the whole “Father Knows Best” load of cr@p.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:03 am
Haha...thanks for the comment.
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:02 pm
No need to wait that long. I'm saying it now.


TAGS: busy living dying forever tracks
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rick69 - February 4, 2012, 5:06 pm
Thank you. . . :)
themaddportagee - February 4, 2012, 12:15 am
Very nicely done and VERY true
rerun - February 2, 2012, 8:16 pm

very nice work
Rick69 - February 2, 2012, 4:04 pm
Cheers y'all. . . [ especially R Lord for virtually kickin me in the arse to make me do better XD ]
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:37 am
You walk in the middle of the road, sooner or later, *squish* just like gra** (that had better not be obscure)
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:21 pm
watch out there is a train coming
Reality Lord - February 1, 2012, 6:19 pm

ehem....very very nicely done.





DEATH - While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying.

TAGS: death alive chance 100 dying
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
As if it matters.
boeweizer - August 8, 2010, 10:12 pm
do you mean all movies with ben affleck he is in or just the ones where hes the star with matt damon
boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 12:53 am
things that make u go hmm, brought to you by: me (boeweizer)
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:13 pm
Whew! That's a relief. Who wants to live forever? Imagine all that breathing. Now I just have to concentrate on avoiding Ben Affleck movies.
Iconoclast - August 6, 2010, 4:48 pm
and if you are dead, the odds of dying drop to zero.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 9:55 am
Also, statistics show that those who have more birthdays live longer. Paradoxically, the more birthdays you have, the less likely it is that you'll live to see the next one.
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:49 am
finallay one of my ideas actualy go through, and get approved

STAND TALL - Homo-Erectus was never fully erect. Maybe he was nervous.

TAGS: studying questions
Rating: 4.53/5

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:14 am
What a limp joke! :P I like it!!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:07 pm
or the w5ter was cold :)
mariand - February 9, 2012, 12:16 pm
hahaha...or maybe he had no proper stimulation.

HUMANITY - Greed makes us want Self-preservation makes us use others to get what we want Wealth makes us ignore what we have

TAGS: iraq children dying over oil
Rating: 4.09/5

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mariand - May 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
very nice...
nonanon - May 5, 2012, 6:15 pm
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:11 pm
5L btw
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:10 pm
try this link if you want to make a poster with more than 3 lines http://wigflip.com/automotivator/?src=editor
nonanon - May 5, 2012, 5:59 pm
'and conscience give excuses for greed'
nonanon - May 5, 2012, 5:58 pm
and it cut off the rest...

Up In The Air -

TAGS: life death living dying fright
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 25, 2013, 10:12 pm
Thank you for the great score MissPriss :)
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:03 pm
5L nice grey! Some days I think life is Hell and Heaven is just something made up so that we can endure!

My friend -

TAGS: dog friend man dying
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - August 16, 2013, 12:04 pm
Thanks for the comment Bobb. This was a tribute to my 13 yr old lab/greyhound-ish mix dog Puppy who we had to have put to sleep last year when she got cancer and couldn't walk anymore. All you dog people out there will understand how crushing that was.
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:49 am
Very moving
ughomer - August 16, 2013, 6:07 am

THE WORST PLACE - To get Thanatophobia is on your death bed.

TAGS: fear of dying
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bob D. Sailor - January 12, 2010, 8:55 pm
Meh... Sorry it was a monday when I created that. Anyone got a smart stick they can slap me with?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:48 am
I think you missed Tree's not-so-subtle point.
Bob D. Sailor - January 12, 2010, 1:43 am
DING DING DING!!! Treehodger got it right. And from my rating no one likes it...
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 10:16 pm
HERE COMES CAPTAIN ... Not-so-obvious. Apparently "Thanatophobia" is the "Fear of Death"... -.-
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:26 pm
....and the only prescription... is more 1L!

stars -

There were things you wanted to tell me -

TAGS: things tell dying say scared voice faltered sewed lips buried
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 29, 2016, 6:16 am

mizzdizz - October 28, 2016, 11:35 pm
Excellent, 69! Glad you're making posters again and showing us how it's done. ^!

Into the river with you -